How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.